Thursday, 13 June 2013

The Women's Ashes - Five Things We WON'T See!

We don't know what will happen during this year's Women's Ashes; but here are five things that (probably) won't:
  • Amy Jones dropped for throwing a punch at Holly Ferling during a late-night drinking session at All-Bar-One in Chelmsford High Street.
  • Lydia Greenway suspended for failing to hand in her homework.
  • Sarah Taylor in trouble for sharing text messages with Ellyse Perry alleging that Charlotte Edwards was having "a bad hair day".
  • Holly Colvin "papped" wearing a false beard and a green-and-gold wig.
  • Jess Cameron investigated by the ICC Anti-Corruption Panel for financial irregularities perpetrated during a game of Monopoly in a rain-break at Wormsley.

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